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LynW
#1 Posted : Wednesday, March 09, 2011 4:23:42 PM Quote
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A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............


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benmaise
#2 Posted : Wednesday, March 09, 2011 7:53:25 PM Quote
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Ha Ha very funny ! Kathleen Mc.
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#3 Posted : Thursday, March 10, 2011 8:35:29 AM Quote
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dorat
#5 Posted : Thursday, March 10, 2011 3:41:40 PM Quote
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LOL LOL LOL



mags
#6 Posted : Thursday, March 17, 2011 9:44:41 PM Quote
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talking of jigsaws reminded me of years ago before ra and children my brother got my husband a jigsaw of a blonde on a haystack naked.It looked quite a hard jigsaw to do as you can imagine with all that hayThumpUp But being so young and newley married I stayed up one night and found the golden bit if you know what I meen.What joy it was watching him night after night trying to complete this jigsaw only to find the most vital bit was missing,the air was blue.He was even going to contact the jigsaw makers to complain.I have never laughed so much for a long time.xx
Maria_R
#7 Posted : Friday, March 18, 2011 9:56:31 PM Quote
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Haven't laughed so much for ages. Cheers!
Lorna-A
#8 Posted : Saturday, March 26, 2011 4:59:04 PM Quote
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sheila_G
#9 Posted : Thursday, March 31, 2011 10:44:47 AM Quote
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BigGrin Hi Lyn

That is very funny. I love jokes like that. Have you any more?

Sheila G x
mags
#10 Posted : Wednesday, April 13, 2011 10:38:20 PM Quote
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I came into some money a few years ago not that much but enough to do the kitchen in the new house or bathroom.Couldn't decide which so my hubby said put four bathroom and four kitchen notes in a basket and draw.the most that comes out we will do the work on.I got my kitchen done done cause there was 6 kitchen and only two for the bathroom in the basket (I won) hehe do you think I am devious ha !
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